Hold onto your kilts, America – BIFFY CLYRO’s finally remembered you exist! After ghosting us since 2022, the Scottish alt-rock trio is crashing our shores with their tokenably named ‘Futique Tour’. Apparently it’s been “a long time coming” – which is rockstar speak for “we got distracted by whisky and deep-fried Mars bars.”
The North American escapade kicks off April 20 in LA and winds through 13 cities before face-melting Florida’s Welcome to Rockville on May 9.
“We are sooo excited to come play for y’all. We were gutted to cancel the last run of shows before Xmas, so these gigs are going to be extra fucking special. You’re gonna wanna be there.”
Tickets drop this Friday (Feb 6) at 10AM local time. Remember: missing BIFFY CLYRO is like skipping haggis – technically defensible, but culturally criminal. Check the carnage schedule below:
BIFFY CLYRO’s American Pub Crawl 2026
- 4/20 Los Angeles, CA – The Belasco
- 4/23 Denver, CO – The Federal
- 4/25 Minneapolis, MN – The Fillmore
- 4/26 Chicago, IL – House of Blues (Lake Michigan can’t save you)
- 4/28 Indianapolis, IN – Deluxe at Old National Centre
- 4/29 Louisville, KY – Mercury Ballroom
- 5/1 Detroit, MI – The Magic Stick
- 5/2 Toronto, ON – Danforth Music Hall
- 5/3 Montreal, QC – Beanfield Theatre
- 5/5 New York, NY – Irving Plaza
- 5/6 Silver Spring, MD – The Fillmore
- 5/7 Philadelphia, PA – Theatre of Living Arts
- 5/9 Daytona Beach, FL – Welcome To Rockville (bring sunscreen and earplugs)
