Put down your avocado toast, West Coast. The universe has thrown us bone-chillingly rare tour news: PIG DESTROYER (grindcore legends who’ve probably broken every venue’s decibel meter) and DEADGUY (the ’90s metalcore OGs who apparently decided *now* was the time to thaw out) are doing *three whole shows* on our turf. Mark your calendars for Memorial Day weekend 2025 before this feels like a collective hallucination.
🤯 Fun fact: PIG DESTROYER doesn’t have a bassist. They’re too busy melting faces to need one.
🤯 Fun fact: DEADGUY broke up in ’97 but retro FOMO must’ve hit hard—their reunion sparks more joy than a cracked-open glowstick at a basement show.
Here’s the massacre menu:
The Full Buffet (with openers SEX PRISONER and MELLOW HARSHER):
05/21 Long Island, NY – Amityville Music Hall
05/22 Garwood, NJ – Crossroads
The Main Course (PIG DESTROYER only, serving a piping-hot Prowler in the Yard 25th anniversary set for Maryland Deathfest’s mosh-hungry masses):
05/23 Baltimore, MD – Maryland Deathfest
Tickets for LI/NJ are up NOW. Maryland Deathfest tix? Already up for grabs. Pro tip: Earplugs *are* fashion accessories now, and your eardrums will thank you. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🔥
Now go forth. Abuse that F5 key. Dust off your battle jacket. This ain’t a drill.
