Warped’s rolling out daily reveals like it’s the advent calendar of musical chaos. So far? A juicy mix of bands you thought retired but apparently still own guitars. Nu-metal’s favorite cockroaches PAPA ROACH (fun fact: “Last Resort” was almost called “This Buffet Table Sucks” before they settled on the iconic chorus) will be there, alongside ATREYU – whose drummer started playing at age 3, which explains why he hits harder than your existential dread.
Rounding out the nostalgia buffet: GLASSJAW (whose vinyl releases are rarer than a polite Twitter debate) and pop-punk poster boys THE STORY SO FAR – currently battling PIERCE THE VEIL in the “Best Pizza Toppings” feud on Instagram.
🏟️ Who’s Playing Where? 🤘
- JIMMY EAT WORLD – All dates
- DANCE GAVIN DANCE – DC, FL & MX shows
- THE STORY SO FAR – DC, CA & MX (pizza debates included)
- NEW FOUND GLORY – DC, FL & MX (still looking for that glory, apparently)
- GLASSJAW – DC, CA, FL, MX (bring your own vinyl to sign)
- PAPA ROACH – CA & MX only (last seen infesting a California taco truck)
- ATREYU – QC & MX (drummer might break the kit – worth it)
- WINONA FIGHTER – CA & MX (no relation to the actress/reclusive goth icon)
🗓️ Tour Stops 🚌
Get ready, fellow elder emos – these are your pilgrimage sites:
- 🕶️ 6/13-14 – Washington, DC @ Festival Grounds at RFK Campus
- 🌴 7/25-26 – Long Beach, CA @ Shoreline Waterfront
- 🍁 8/21-22 – Montreal, QC @ Parc Jean-Drapeau
- 🌮 9/12-13 – Mexico City, MX @ Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez
- 🐊 11/14-15 – Orlando, FL @ Camping World Stadium Campus
