Screamo Vocalist’s Wife Leaves After Years of Him Yelling “MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE” During Intimate Moments

A long-simmering domestic crisis finally boiled over this week after the wife of a well-known screamo vocalist reportedly left him, citing “creative differences,” “emotional exhaustion,” and “the absolute inability to relax for even five seconds.” According to close sources, the breakup stemmed from the singer’s apparent inability to separate stage […]