Dave Mustaine Sues METALLICA for “Life-Saving Plagiarism”

Claims he saved lives first, back in ’83, and wants retroactive credit Just days after Metallica unveiled their new film Metallica Saved My Life, former member and eternal grudge-holder Dave Mustaine has filed a lawsuit claiming the band “stole his legacy of therapeutic heavy metal healing.” In a handwritten legal […]

Metallica Confirm They Saved Lives by Not Releasing Another Album

New film to document heroic act of musical restraint In a surprising twist of self-awareness, Metallica have announced a new film titled Metallica Saved My Life, directed by Jonas Åkerlund, best known for his work on Lords of Chaos, Horsemen, and making black metal look like a perfume ad. While […]