Brighton, UK – July 30, 2025
While Marilyn Manson’s “One Assassination Under God” UK tour continues to cause cancellations and moral panic, one devoted British fan is now facing the ultimate consequence: total food exile.
Meet Trevor Slagg, 37, of Milton Keynes — now dubbed by tabloids as “The Starving Saint of Satan” — who claims he’s been denied entry to over 80 restaurants, pubs, and kebab vans across England. His crime? Too many Marilyn Manson tattoos and a suspicious love for garlic mayo.
“I only wanted a burger,” Slagg told reporters outside a shuttered Nando’s. “Next thing I know, they’re pointing at my forehead and asking if ‘WE ARE CHAOS’ is some kind of cult.”
Slagg sports over 30 Manson-themed tattoos including:
The Holy Wood cross on his back
A lifelike rendering of Twiggy Ramirez vomiting glitter
And, most offensively, a QR code linking to “Lunchbox” on YouTube, just above his navel
Following the cancellation of Manson’s Brighton gig due to protests and political pressure, Slagg says the backlash against fans like him has escalated.
“One manager said my face looked like a lawsuit waiting to happen,” Slagg sobbed while gnawing on a packet of ketchup. “All I did was try to order the all-day breakfast. Next thing I know I’m being escorted out by two blokes in hi-vis.”
Restaurant owners have reportedly created a WhatsApp group titled “Operation Holy Banquet” where they share photos of suspicious Manson fans and coordinate preemptive ejects.
Despite the fan famine, Slagg remains loyal. “Marilyn taught me that society is the real freakshow. I don’t need food. I feed on outrage and eyeliner now.”
When asked about his next steps, Slagg says he’s planning to live off communion wafers and local pigeons “until the Brighton gig is reinstated or Tesco caves.”
Meanwhile, other fans have reported being refused service in nail salons, vape shops, and one unfortunate incident at Build-A-Bear Workshop where a Manson fan tried to construct a Baphomet plushie named “Mr. Sweet Tooth.”
