Ah yes, another wholesome evening of Korn and System of a Down bringing people together in New Jersey—moshing, singing, and, apparently, one guy auditioning for American Hand Idol in the middle of the crowd.
On August 27th, at MetLife Stadium, one concertgoer decided that “Chop Suey!” wasn’t just a song—it was a lifestyle. According to multiple traumatized TikTok users, the man was caught publicly masturbating like he thought the stadium had a BYOB policy: Bring Your Own Boner.
Naturally, the crowd tried to intervene in the time-honored New Jersey way: yelling at him, pelting him with drinks, and eventually smacking him from behind (not in the way he was hoping, sadly). If nothing else, the situation proved that community spirit is alive and well—nothing bonds a crowd like collectively screaming, “Put that thing away!”
Meanwhile, neither System of a Down, Korn, nor the stadium staff have issued a statement, which is honestly fair. How do you even spin that PR disaster?
“We thank our fans for their… enthusiasm”?
“Next time, please mosh with your hands where we can see them”?
Either way, congrats to this anonymous hero for achieving the impossible: becoming the most talked-about part of a show featuring two of the biggest bands in nu-metal history.
🎥 Yes, the TikTok evidence exists—but let’s be real, you’ve already seen weirder on the internet today.
https://www.tiktok.com/@bordercollieflower/video/7543610502241439007
