Los Angeles, CA – In a turn of events that’s somehow both bizarre and on-brand, legendary rapper Snoop Dogg has announced that he is canceling all his upcoming Ohio concerts, citing a fear that “immigrants there might eat dogs.” Yes, you read that correctly. In an official statement released today, […]
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BREAKING: SWALLOW THE DOG Clears the Air—They Haven’t Moved to Springfield to Eat Your Pets!
Maryland, USA – In what can only be described as the most shocking revelation since that time people thought pigeons were government drones, an underground death/thrash (and definitely disbanded) band SWALLOW THE DOG has resurfaced from the depths of irrelevance to issue a public statement. And no, it’s not a […]