Virginia, USA – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (but honestly, should have), the small, peaceful village of Nowheresville, Virginia has come forward with a collective confession: every single one of them is the offspring of Foo Fighters frontman, Dave Grohl. Yes, you read that right. Every. […]
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BREAKING: SWALLOW THE DOG Clears the Air—They Haven’t Moved to Springfield to Eat Your Pets!
Maryland, USA – In what can only be described as the most shocking revelation since that time people thought pigeons were government drones, an underground death/thrash (and definitely disbanded) band SWALLOW THE DOG has resurfaced from the depths of irrelevance to issue a public statement. And no, it’s not a […]