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Tim Lambesis Has Just Quit AS I LAY DYING ‘Cause Everyone Else Did
In an unexpected twist that no one saw coming (except, well, everyone), Tim Lambesis has officially quit AS I LAY DYING, citing “extreme loneliness” after all other members and crew bailed ahead of the band’s European tour. After turning the tour bus into his personal protein den, Lambesis reportedly found […]
AS I LAY DYING Cancels Tour As Pretty Much Everyone Leaves The Band
Well, folks, it’s official: AS I LAY DYING’s highly anticipated European tour is off the table, and the reason is a little more muscle-bound than you’d expect. Following bassist Ryan Neff’s dramatic exit, citing “personal and professional reasons” (which we all know is code for “Lambesis’ sweat puddles are life-threatening”), […]