Tim Lambesis Has Just Quit AS I LAY DYING ‘Cause Everyone Else Did

In an unexpected twist that no one saw coming (except, well, everyone), Tim Lambesis has officially quit AS I LAY DYING, citing “extreme loneliness” after all other members and crew bailed ahead of the band’s European tour.

After turning the tour bus into his personal protein den, Lambesis reportedly found himself with nothing but his barbells and blender for company. “At first, I thought, ‘This is perfect—more space for my gains!’” Tim confessed in a tear-filled protein shake livestream. “But after a few days of blasting solos to an empty bus and bench pressing the merch boxes, it hit me. There’s no one left to yell at when they miss a note… because there’s no one left at all.”

Despite initially trying to power through the loneliness with extra sets of deadlifts, Lambesis ultimately realized that being a one-man band was, in his own words, “kind of a bummer.” Fans were not surprised by the announcement, given the rapid desertion of every single band member and tour staff, who reportedly felt crushed (both emotionally and physically) by Tim’s muscle-packed presence.

As for the future of AS I LAY DYING? With no members left and Lambesis’ dumbbells now feeling like “dead weight,” it’s unclear if the band will continue. Rumors suggest Tim may start a solo project called “As I Lay Lifting,” focusing on heavy metal and heavier bench presses. Stay tuned for more updates—and maybe a workout playlist.

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