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The first set of bands have been revealed for next year’s Headbangers Boat cruise. During this year’s edition of the event, Lamb Of God frontman Randy Blythe confirmed that the boat will sail from Miami, FL to Cozumel, Mexico on October 31 to November 4 and that it will include […]

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Reviews From Hell. DONALD TRUMP Reviews DIMMU BORGIR’S “Grand Serpent Rising”: “VERY DARK. VERY NORWEGIAN. POSSIBLY DEMONIC. I LOVED IT.”

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Late last night, while doomscrolling through Truth Social for reasons we’re still trying to explain to our therapist, we stumbled upon what may be the most unexpected post in the platform’s history: Donald J. Trump reviewing the new DIMMU BORGIR album, “Grand Serpent Rising.” What began as a seemingly normal […]

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