Tour with NAPALM DEATH, May 2025
No Matter What Trivium’s Matt Heafy Says, Fleshlights Are Not Suitable to Bring to a Show
Okay, metal bands – when did y’all become the QVC of adult entertainment? First GHOST drops a glow-in-the-dark “Ghildo” (because nothing says “ritual” like a $130… uh… devotional candle). Then PIG DESTROYER, the grindcore legends who usually sing about horror movies, out here selling buttplugs like they’re festival merch. And […]
