The Cons and Pros of Going to Tribute Metal Bands Shows

(Spoiler: You might cry, but it won’t be because of the solos) ❌ CONS: 1. It’s Not the Real Band. You Know It. They Know It. The Bartender Knows It. That dude in spandex pretending to be Bruce Dickinson works in IT during the week. And when he yells “Scream […]

25 Rules for Going to a Metal Concert

What are yours, bro?.. 1. Wear the band’s shirt that you’re there to seeYes, everyone already knows you’re here for Cannibal Corpse. But unless your shirt says it in blood, how will they really know? Bonus points if you bought it at their 2006 tour and haven’t washed it since. […]

“The Turning”: BASK Announce Heavy Psychedelic New Album

Swirling Sci-Fi Meets Southern Roots in the Band’s Most Ambitious Record Yet Ever since they rumbled out of the Blue Ridge Mountains, Bask have stood apart from the typical Southern heavy crowd. Gritty but cosmic, rooted but forward-thinking — the Asheville-based band has always carved their own trail. “It’s really […]

20 Iron Rules for Being a Trve Elitist Metalhead

1. You Are the Standard.No one is more metal than you. Not Iommi, not Corpsegrinder, not even Satan. Period. 2. Go Alone or Not at All.Concerts are sacred. Never bring friends. They won’t get it. 3. Worship the Unknown.Your favorite band should have 6 fans, zero merch, and be from […]