The 2026 Grammy nominations took a violent turn toward the abyss today when the Recording Academy suddenly removed Sleep Token from the Best Metal Performance category—replacing them with a band no one in the mainstream had ever heard of until about five minutes ago: Aterra, hailing from North Carolina. The […]
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Courtney LaPlante Admits She and Poppy Got a Grammy Discount Makeover Package to Save Money: “Neither of Us Won Anyway”
The 2025 GRAMMY Awards were memorable for two reasons—Gojira finally snagged their first-ever trophy, and the internet erupted in confusion after Spiritbox’s Courtney LaPlante was mistaken for Poppy. While Poppy capitalized on the mix-up with a cheeky “Hello, I Am Poppy” t-shirt, LaPlante recently addressed the situation in an Instagram […]
GRAMMY Representative Admits: “We Just Don’T Know Many Metal Bands” After GOJIRA Win
In a shocking yet completely unsurprising revelation, a representative from the Recording Academy has admitted that the committee simply doesn’t know many metal bands, which explains why Gojira took home this year’s Grammy for Best Metal Performance. “We have a strict policy when selecting nominees,” the representative stated in a […]