If you thought the biggest shock at a Cradle of Filth show would be Dani Filth’s eyeliner bill, think again. The band’s concert in Guatemala was canceled after the venue turned out to be… well… basically a giant toaster with a stage.
According to Dani himself (posting straight from “Guatamala”), the venue had no grounded Earth — which, for non-physicists, translates to “step on stage, get fried like KFC.” Two band members were already zapped during the day, and the rest of them weren’t keen on turning the tour into a live-action game of Final Destination.
“Contrary to the belief that Cradle Of Filth betrayed the Guatemalan fans by being divas, the venue electrics last night had no grounded Earth… We all ran the risk of possible electrocution. I dare anyone to risk their lives for a concert, however much the audience demand it.” — Dani Filth, Facebook
The promoter, Drmrs Entertainment, chimed in too, confirming the venue was indeed wired like a budget horror movie:
“…tonight we went through an issue that makes extremely dangerous for the band and crew to perform… literally not being grounded makes it impossible for the band to perform.” — Sergio Roa, Drmrs Entertainment
Seems straightforward enough, right? Electrocution = bad. But the internet is never that reasonable. Cue the Facebook comments section, where fans went full troll mode, accusing the band of diva antics and cowardice:
“A real black metal band would have played through electrocution.”
“Black metal joke. I suppose you need a Barbie’s castle to play black metal.”
“Yet again, Dani showing he’s scared of Ashok 🙃.”
To be fair, some fans did point out that Dani’s six-inch rubber platforms probably made him the safest guy in the room.
Cradle of Filth promised they’ll return to Guatemala — just not with the same promoter, and preferably at a venue that doesn’t double as an electric chair. In the meantime, fans are left with Facebook drama, fried expectations, and a reminder that even the most satanic bands draw the line at playing Russian roulette with faulty wiring.
