Exhumed have confirmed what the rest of us feared: Ross Sewage and Matt Harvey are officially turning 50 this fall — and now it’s our problem. To “celebrate” half a century of gore, riffs, and questionable life choices, the band is throwing a NorCal installment of their Barfday Bash.
Expect a night full of old songs, old friends, and old fogeys creaking on stage like rusty amps. Special guests include Impaled, Cartilage, Mortuous, and more people who still haven’t learned to grow up.
📍 Friday, October 24 – DNA Lounge, San Francisco
⏰ Doors at 7:00
💸 $20 advance / $28 at the door
Exhumed added:
“There may or may not be cake, and if you bring Ross a pony, you’ll get in free.”
So dust off your orthopedic shoes, adjust your hearing aids, and get ready to mosh carefully. This isn’t just a show — it’s a reminder that death metal never ages gracefully, it just smells worse over time.
