In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe their IT guy), Falling In Reverse have officially canceled their entire world tour — after a tragic and irreversible laptop malfunction.
Frontman Ronnie Radke broke the news on social media late Wednesday night, posting a photo of himself dramatically holding a fried MacBook with the caption: “The soul of the band is gone. We tried to update to macOS 15.1. Now it just shows a spinning wheel.”
According to sources close to the band, the situation spiraled out of control when the update required a restart — and the main performance laptop never came back. Backup machines were also reportedly “infected with something called Adobe Creative Cloud,” leading to immediate panic and tears backstage.
Radke allegedly called an emergency meeting with Apple Support, two SoundCloud producers, and a local exorcist, but nothing could restore the critical tour files — including 120 backing tracks, 45 autotune presets, and a folder mysteriously labeled “Ronnie’s real vocals (maybe).”
Tour manager Keith “No Plan B” Reynolds confirmed the grim news:
“We tried plugging it in. We tried unplugging it. We even yelled at it. But the music just… wasn’t there anymore.”
Fans across social media are devastated, with one Twitter user writing, “I waited two years for this tour and now it’s canceled because of a f**ing software update?!”* while another commented, “Guess they really did fall in reverse.”
Rumors suggest the band is considering a stripped-down “Analog Resurrection” tour in 2026, featuring real instruments and maybe even live vocals — though insiders warn it could “completely destroy the brand.”
Meanwhile, Apple has issued no statement but did release a patch titled “FallingInReverseFix.pkg.”