Okay, let’s untangle this whole PRESIDENT situation. Are we talking about a conspiracy theory? A Sleep Token fanfic spinoff? Or just another band riding the “mysterious anonymous artist” hype train? Who knows – but suddenly everyone’s acting like they’ve been stanning PRESIDENT since birth. Quick reality check: these guys have about as much discography as my freshman year mixtape. (Fun fact: Their drummer reportedly wears a powdered wig on stage. Founding Fathers core!)
Anywho, PRESIDENT’s finally doing the unthinkable – touching grass in America. Two whole shows announced for December:
“A call to both coasts. A moment of unity.
Volume is inevitable.”
TOUR DATES:
- 12/3 — NEW YORK, NY — Gramercy Theatre (bring your pretentious trench coat)
- 12/8 — LOS ANGELES, CA — The Roxy Theatre (avocado toast service at barrier)
PS: If they pull a SLEEP TOKEN and start selling ritual candles at merch, I’m legally required to buy three.
