STEEL PANTHER is throwing a Christmas party, and, honestly, who needs a stuffy office holiday bash when you can rock out with these satin-clad sleazeballs instead? “Sure, Janice from Accounting has already sent out the company wide email about the Office Christmas Party,” they tease. “But, we’ve got a better idea… Skip the cheese platter and come party with us instead! Tickets on sale Friday (October 10)! And, don’t worry, we’ve got a sack full of toys for everyone on the naughty list – batteries 100% included!” You know, because STEEL PANTHER always brings the toys.
Get ready to sleigh the holiday season with STEEL PANTHER at these festive shows:
December
4 – St. Louis, MO – The Pageant
6 – Louisville, KY – Mercury Ballroom
7 – Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s
10 – Flint, MI – The Machine Shop
12 – Green Bay, WI – EPIC
13 – Council Bluffs, IA – Horseshoe Whiskey Roadhouse
14 – Columbia, MO – The Blue Note
17 – St. Charles, IL – The Arcada Theatre
18 – Madison, WI – The Sylvee
But before they get all merry and bright, STEEL PANTHER is hitting the road on their East Coast tour, because, as they put it, “East Coast Fans – the leaves won’t be the only thing falling this October + November* cuz we’re comin’ for you.” And, of course, they had to add, “* Panties… we’re talking about panties.” Tickets for these shows are on sale, so don’t be a party pooper – grab yours now!
October
23 – Northfield, OH – MGM Northfield Park
24 – Rochester, NY – Anthology
25 – Hampton Beach, NH – Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom
28 – New York, NY – Irving Plaza
29 – Providence, RI – The Strand Ballroom
30 – New Haven, CT – Toad’s Place
November
1 – Atlantic City, NJ – The Concert Venue at Harrah’s Resort Atlantic City
2 – Charlotte, NC – The Fillmore
5 – Jacksonville, FL – Five
6 – Ft Lauderdale, FL – Culture Room
7 – Ft Myers, FL – The Ranch Concert Hall & Saloon
8 – Ormond Beach, FL – Destination Daytona Pavilion
And, because STEEL PANTHER knows that the right shoes can make or break a rockstar look, they’ve dropped some fresh kicks in their store. As they say, “These shoes are made for fuckin’! These are true to size, have a straight fit and toe box AND guaranteed to get you laid*. You know you want them. Starting at just $69 because why would it be any other price?!” Oh, and that asterisk? Yeah, it’s just a little disclaimer that they can’t fix ugly, but they can recommend a good plastic surgeon. Rock on, folks.