In the wake of Russia’s Supreme Court officially banning the International Movement of Satanists — a shadowy, threatening group that absolutely no one can prove exists — panic has erupted in the nation’s thriving black metal underground. “We’ve never heard of this group,” insists Vladislav “CorpseRider” Sokolov, frontman of GoatWarlock666, […]
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DEICIDE Announce Children’s Christmas Album: “Sleigh Bells and Hell Spells”
In a shocking move that has already baffled metalheads and moms alike, death metal legends DEICIDE have announced their first-ever Christmas album for children, “Sleigh Bells and Hell Spells”. The band insists this is their way of spreading “seasonal Satanic joy” to the next generation. “We’ve conquered the adult market,” […]