In a shocking turn of events, Five Finger Death Punch has reportedly turned down an invitation to perform at this year’s Vans Warped Tour, citing “confusion” over the event’s lineup. The iconic heavy metal band, known for their no-nonsense, stadium-shaking anthems, was extended an invitation to join the historic tour, […]
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Warped Tour Organizers Confess: It’s a Money Grab, and They Couldn’t Be Happier
In a shocking (but not really) revelation, the masterminds behind Warped Tour’s rumored 2025 comeback have finally broken their silence about their true motivations. According to a “source,” who may or may not have been wearing a branded Warped Tour hoodie while sipping a $12 energy drink, the whole thing […]