Atlanta’s favorite chaos factory on legs, THE CALLOUS DAOBOYS, are finally taking their beautifully unhinged mathcore circus on a proper North American tour. Dubbing this madness the “Heaven Across North America” tour (ironic, given their new album title), they’re dragging along UNITY TX, YOUR SPIRIT DIES, and CRUSH++ for the ride. Fun fact: THE CALLOUS DAOBOYS once described their sound as “if a cartoon villain composed music using broken toys,” and honestly? We hear it.
The chaos kicks off September 12 in Pompano Beach, FL, and winds through 25 cities including Houston (where BBQ sauce stains on merch are basically a rite of passage), San Francisco (bring your own artisanal kale mosh pit), and Philadelphia (cheesesteak break between breakdowns, anyone?). The tour wraps October 12 in their hometown Atlanta – because what better way to end a tour called “Heaven” than in a venue named Purgatory? 🎪
Pro tip: Tickets drop THIS FRIDAY at 10 a.m. local time, same day their new album I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven hits the streets. Preorders are live now – perfect for that cousin who still thinks “mathcore” is a new algebra app. Speaking of the album, check out these track titles:
- Schizophrenia Legacy
- Tears on Lambo Leather (feat. ORTHODOX)
- Douchebag Safari (a love song, probably)
TOUR DATES:
With UNITY TX (who somehow blend hip-hop and metal without summoning a demon), YOUR SPIRIT DIES (featuring a member who moonlights as a black metal barista), and CRUSH++ (their vocalist codes Python by day, screams by night).
Sept 12 – Pompano Beach, FL @ Grimz
Sept 13 – Orlando, FL @ Conduit
Sept 15 – Houston, TX @ Secret Group
Sept 16 – San Antonio, TX @ Rock Box
Sept 17 – Dallas, TX @ TX Tea Room
Sept 19 – Phoenix, AZ @ Rebel Lounge
Sept 20 – Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
Sept 21 – San Francisco, CA @ Thee Parkside
Sept 23 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Urban Lounge
Sept 25 – Kansas City, MO @ The Rino
Sept 26 – Chicago, IL @ Cobra Lounge
Sept 27 – Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome
Sept 28 – Detroit, MI @ Sanctuary
Sept 30 – Columbus, OH @ Ace of Cups
Oct 1 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Preserving Underground
Oct 2 – Philadelphia, PA @ Kung-Fu Necktie
Oct 3 – Ridgewood, NY @ TV Eye
Oct 4 – Hartford, CT @ Webster Underground
Oct 5 – Cambridge, MA @ The Sinclair
Oct 6 – Baltimore, MD @ Metro Gallery
Oct 8 – Greensboro, NC @ Hangar 1819
Oct 9 – Greenville, SC @ Radio Room
Oct 10 – Nashville, TN @ The End
Oct 11 – Pensacola, FL @ Handlebar
Oct 12 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade (Purgatory)
