In what can only be described as the most unexpected (and questionably brilliant) decision in rock history, Nirvana has officially announced a full-scale reunion with none other than Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe on vocals. The decision comes fresh off their surprise performance at the Fireaid benefit concert, where Dave […]
Dave Grohl’s Children
FOO FIGHTERS Cancel Soundside Music Festival Show Due to “Overwhelming Child Demand”
In a surprising turn of events, FOO FIGHTERS have canceled their highly anticipated September 29 appearance at the Soundside Music Festival in Bridgeport, Connecticut, citing a rather unexpected reason: Dave Grohl’s growing army of children demanding free tickets. The band released a statement earlier today, explaining the situation. “FOO FIGHTERS […]
BREAKING: Entire Village in Virginia Admits They’re All Dave Grohl’s Children
Virginia, USA – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (but honestly, should have), the small, peaceful village of Nowheresville, Virginia has come forward with a collective confession: every single one of them is the offspring of Foo Fighters frontman, Dave Grohl. Yes, you read that right. Every. […]