“We said we needed a ‘new spirit in the church,’ not a guy who travels with ghouls and sings about Satan.” VATICAN CITY – In what’s being described as the most spiritually confusing clerical error in Catholic history, Ghost frontman Papa V Perpetua has reportedly been elected as the new […]
Ghost of Thy Easter
GHOST’s Tobias Forge Admits BLACK SABBATH Ended His Career As A Church Easter Bunny
In a shocking confession that has shaken both the metal world and Sunday School programs across Sweden, GHOST frontman Tobias Forge revealed in an emotional overshare on The April 1st Satan’s Tears Podcast that before discovering Black Sabbath, he was “just a humble Easter Bunny working part-time at a Lutheran […]