📍 LOS ANGELES — In a bold leap forward in monetizing human consciousness, Live Nation has rolled out a new policy this week: charging fans $9.99 every time they merely think about going to a concert. “Whether you’re daydreaming about Pitbull at the amphitheater or having a half-conscious thought about […]
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Live Nation Reports Record Profits, Introduces New Fees Because “Screw It, You’ll Pay Anyway”
Live Nation just had its biggest year ever, raking in a mind-melting $23.16 billion in revenue thanks to 151 million fans who willingly emptied their wallets for overpriced tickets, fees, and $12 water bottles. But rather than celebrate, the ticketing behemoth has announced plans to introduce a new lineup of […]