In case you missed it (lucky you), a federal jury in Manhattan has officially ruled that Live Nation Entertainment and its ever-present partner Ticketmaster have been operating as an illegal monopoly. The case, originally brought by the U.S. Department of Justice back in 2024, accused the companies of doing very […]
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Live Nation Launches New Survey: Concerts or Free Burgers & Fries? Humanity Finally Draws the Line
Fresh off their groundbreaking revelation that 70% of people would rather go to a concert than have sex, Live Nation has bravely returned with a far more important study — one that truly tests the limits of human devotion. This time they asked 40,000 participants from 15 countries the only […]
Live Nation Now Charging “Existence Fee” to Fans Who Merely Think About Concerts
📍 LOS ANGELES — In a bold leap forward in monetizing human consciousness, Live Nation has rolled out a new policy this week: charging fans $9.99 every time they merely think about going to a concert. “Whether you’re daydreaming about Pitbull at the amphitheater or having a half-conscious thought about […]
Live Nation Reports Record Profits, Introduces New Fees Because “Screw It, You’ll Pay Anyway”
Live Nation just had its biggest year ever, raking in a mind-melting $23.16 billion in revenue thanks to 151 million fans who willingly emptied their wallets for overpriced tickets, fees, and $12 water bottles. But rather than celebrate, the ticketing behemoth has announced plans to introduce a new lineup of […]