Legendary soft-rock taxidermy project Bon Jovi has officially announced their return to the stage—and to ensure it’s a truly unforgettable experience, they’re charging fans just a humble $1,750 for the privilege of attending. No big deal. Just cancel your mortgage payment, sell a kidney on the black market, or offer […]
money grab
Sick New World 2025 Canceled Due to Metallica and Linkin Park’s Ridiculous Demands: Fried Worm Butts and Alien Afterparty Among Top Requests
Las Vegas, NV — The much-anticipated Sick New World 2025 festival has officially been canceled, and while official statements cite “financial challenges,” insiders reveal the real reason behind the debacle: Metallica and Linkin Park’s insane rider demands. Forget financial strain; this festival was torpedoed by two headliners living in a […]