DYING FETUS Surge in Popularity After Fans Confuse John Gallagher with Oasis Guitarist

Death metal titans Dying Fetus have recently experienced a bizarre explosion in popularity — and not because of their brutal riffs, but because thousands of casual music fans mistakenly believe John Gallagher also plays in Oasis.

It all started when a viral tweet declared:

“Wow, Oasis guitarist John Gallagher also fronts a band called Dying Fetus. Talk about range!”

Within hours, Gallagher was being hailed as “the most versatile musician alive,” with playlists emerging that placed Wonderwall directly before Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Dog.

“I just thought it was some deep Oasis B-side,” confessed one confused fan. “When he screamed about dismemberment, I figured it was a metaphor for heartbreak.”

Streaming platforms have since reported a 300% increase in searches for “Oasis death metal,” while Gallagher himself has had to clarify:

“I’ve never been in Oasis. But honestly, if they want to cover Grotesque Impalement, I’m game.”

Meanwhile, Liam Gallagher has weighed in on the confusion, tweeting:

“DYING FETUS? Sounds like our next reunion tour.”

Industry insiders predict that Oasis fans will continue showing up to death metal gigs in bucket hats, demanding Champagne Supernova until security escorts them out — right before the wall of death kicks in.

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