In a truly killer twist of fate, metal legends Carcass have officially dropped from Hatebreed’s highly anticipated 30th-anniversary tour. The reason? Apparently, playing regular venues just isn’t “dead” enough for them anymore.
The band announced this morning, October 6th, that they’ve grown tired of your average sweaty clubs and raucous festival grounds. Instead, they’ll be embarking on a much more intimate and silent tour: American morgues. Yes, you heard that right—Carcass will be performing exclusively in the country’s finest embalming rooms and cadaver-filled halls.
“We needed something a little more… atmospheric,” a band spokesperson commented, while presumably polishing a bone saw. “The morgues just provide that extra level of quiet contemplation—and honestly, those audiences? They’re the best. No noise complaints, no rowdy mosh pits. Just pure, cold silence.”
The band promises this change of scenery will give them all the inspiration they need for their next album, tentatively titled “Putrefaction Overload.” The move also spares them from sharing green rooms with living, breathing humans—a definite plus for a band so deeply committed to rotting riffs.
Hatebreed, while bummed about the drop, showed support in their usual hardcore fashion. “Yeah, we get it. We need to turn things up to 11 to get the crowd going—Carcass just prefers zero.”
So, get your Hatebreed tickets, but if you’re looking for something truly underground, head down to your local morgue. Carcass will be there, making sure their music matches the vibe—dead on arrival.
