In a move that has both the hardcore scene and wrestling fans nodding in approval (and suburban Facebook dads seething into their trucker hats), God’s Hate frontman and AEW bruiser Brody King has officially launched an “Abolish ICE” t-shirt—designed by Travis Thornton—with all proceeds going to the Local Hearts Foundation.
King proudly debuted the shirt during Grand Slam Mexico 2025, a crossover wrestling spectacle between AEW and Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre. Amid the chaos of piledrivers and spinning heel kicks, King made an even louder statement, standing tall (and terrifying) against the ongoing immigration raids in California.
However, while fans cheered, one 90s icon reportedly did not take the news well.
Sources close to Vanilla Ice (which is just his cousin Greg who still lives in their mom’s garage) claim the once-unstoppable rapper is in the middle of a full-blown identity crisis. “Rob’s been pacing around the pool for hours,” Greg said. “He said, ‘If ICE is getting canceled, what does that mean for me?’ Then he started humming ‘Ninja Rap’ real low and crying.”
As of this morning, “Ice Ice Baby” has vanished from all major streaming platforms, apparently out of respect—or panic. Spotify issued a short statement: “We’re not saying Brody King scared us, but we’re also not saying he didn’t.”
Meanwhile, Vanilla Ice has allegedly been testing out replacement names including “Vanilla Lukewarm,” “Rob Chillman,” and the frontrunner: “Artisanal Room Temp.”
When asked for comment, Brody King just said, “Good,” and walked off while bench-pressing a tour van full of orphans.
