After conquering rock radio, the Billboard charts, and every instrument known to man (and possibly a few unknown to science), Wolfgang Van Halen returns with his third album as MAMMOTH (previously Mammoth WVH), ominously titled The End.
And what better way to say “this is the end” than with an album cover featuring a human figure completely engulfed in flames, standing proudly on a bold yellow background? It’s giving “spontaneous combustion meets minimalist merch design” and fans are here for it.
Yes, Wolfie has once again written, sung, played, produced, cooked, and possibly extinguished the entire album by himself. No bandmates were harmed (or needed) in the making of this record. Because let’s be honest—why delegate when you can do literally everything?
This is the same man who:
Opened for Metallica and Pantera.
Played with the Foo Fighters.
Honored Jon Bon Jovi while melting everyone’s face on live TV.
Probably rebuilt his studio from scratch with one hand while shredding a solo with the other.
And now, with The End, he’s delivered what might be the only album that doubles as both a rock record and a fire safety warning poster.
🔥 Fan Reactions – The Comments Section is Melting
🎤 @VanFan4Life:
“New Mammoth album cover looks like me after saying ‘I can handle spicy’ at a Nashville hot chicken joint.”
💩 @Wolfinator666:
“Is it just me or does that flame figure look like a poo emoji with abs?”
🍕 @ShredAndSpread:
“Bro, I stared too long and now I crave roasted marshmallows and existential dread.”
🏃♂️ @HotFootHalen:
“🔥🔥🔥 This album cover goes so hard I got a sunburn just pre-saving it.”
😬 @Wolfie4Prez:
“This is what I imagine Wolfgang looks like walking away from the studio after laying down all the instruments by himself again.”
🥲 @RiffToast420:
“Not sure if it’s ‘The End’ or me after seeing concert ticket prices.”
🐤 @BurntNugget69:
“Why does the silhouette look like it’s about to drop the hottest mixtape and spontaneously combust?”
🍖 @GrillmasterWolf:
“Mammoth’s new album cover reminds me of my Uncle Gary after 4 beers and a grill fire.”
🧯 @RockInFlames:
“Someone please check on Wolfgang. Did he forget to stop, drop, and roll after finishing the record?”
👽 @SoloLikeWolfie:
“If you zoom in close enough you can hear the fire whisper, ‘He played every single instrument again, you fools!’”
@VanFan4Life
“New Mammoth cover looks like me when I forget sunscreen at a metal fest.”
@WolfedUpAgain
“The End? Nah, this is just what happens when you play a solo so good, the devil shows up to collect.”
@ShredAndSpread
“That flame figure is me trying to listen to Mammoth in my car without AC.”
@Wolfinator666
“Pretty sure Wolfgang has unlocked Guitarist Ultra Instinct Mode and just ascended into this cover.”
@RiffToast420
“Ironic title. The End? Bro, it’s just the beginning of me streaming this album until my ears catch fire.”
@GrillmasterWolf
“Cover looks like someone said ‘Let him cook’ and Wolf took it way too literally.”
@HotFootHalen
“Me after trying to match Wolfgang’s guitar tone with a $40 amp and broken dreams.”
@SoloLikeWolfie
“He played every single instrument on this album. Again. At this point he’s just showing off.”
@BurntNugget69
“Album cover makes me want to report a fire… and then buy a hoodie.”
@FireInTheVanHalen
“Mammoth: inventing the genre of inferno-core. 🔥🔥🔥”
