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FYA Fest Organizers Reportedly Preparing For Largest Banana Migration In Hardcore History

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FYA Fest Organizers Reportedly Preparing For Largest Banana Migration In Hardcore History

FYA Fest 2027 organizers have yet to announce a single band, but according to rumors circulating throughout the hardcore community, they are already preparing for a very different problem: Bananas. Following the now-infamous END IT vs. Banana Man controversy, anonymous sources claim FYA staff have begun quietly discussing contingency plans […]

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