Los Angeles, CA – In a plot twist that has the music world buzzing harder than a broken amp, LINKIN PARK’s new singer, Emily Armstrong, has finally broken her silence on the rumors swirling about her religious affiliations. And no, she’s not a Scientologist (sorry, conspiracy theorists). Instead, Armstrong has […]
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BREAKING: Entire Village in Virginia Admits They’re All Dave Grohl’s Children
Virginia, USA – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (but honestly, should have), the small, peaceful village of Nowheresville, Virginia has come forward with a collective confession: every single one of them is the offspring of Foo Fighters frontman, Dave Grohl. Yes, you read that right. Every. […]
BREAKING: SWALLOW THE DOG Clears the Air—They Haven’t Moved to Springfield to Eat Your Pets!
Maryland, USA – In what can only be described as the most shocking revelation since that time people thought pigeons were government drones, an underground death/thrash (and definitely disbanded) band SWALLOW THE DOG has resurfaced from the depths of irrelevance to issue a public statement. And no, it’s not a […]